Mitile: Ahem.
Mitile: I'm Mitile! And this is my friend, Mitile!
Mitile: Apparently, this is how you introduce yourself to everyone—as if you're your own friend.
Rutile: Huh, that sounds interesting!
Nero: I sure as hell don’t want to be friends with myself, though.
Mitile: Riquet took this idea even further and did it with their believer self and their apostle-of-God self.
Rutile: Their believer self and...
Nero: Their apostle-of-God self...
Mitile: So, I thought we could put our own spin on it and give it a try!
Mitile: How about this? The child version of yourself gets introduced by... well, your adult—or rather, guardian—self!
Rutile: Like when kids are playing together, and a new kid joins, so someone introduces them and asks the others to play with them.
Mitile: Yes, exactly! Like, "This is what kind of person they are, so please be their friend!"
Nero: A guardian and a child, huh...
Rutile: Does that sound difficult?
Nero: Nah, I’ll figure something out.
Mitile
Thank you very much! Okay, let's start with Nero!
Nero: Me?
Mitile: You seem the most like a guardian!
Nero: I think Rutile, being a teacher, is way more guardian-like than me… but fine, I’ll give it a shot.
Nero: I’m wittle Nero~ And that’s my guardian, Nero.
Mitile: Ah! That’s not it! The guardian version of yourself is supposed to introduce the child version!
Nero: Wha—!! Seriously?! I played the kid instead?! Damn, that’s embarrassing!!!
Rutile: It was adorable! Hehe, "wittle Nero~"
Nero: Nooo!! I was just, you know… trying to make it obvious I was a kid!
Rutile: I undewstand. I undewstand.
Mitile: No need to be shy, it’s awwight!
Nero: Ghh…!! The pure-hearted kindness of the Flores brothers is gonna burn me alive…
Rutile: Hey, maybe Mitile should go first after all? That way, everyone can use him as an example.
Mitile: Good idea! I’ll go first, then!
Rutile: Yay! You got this!
Nero: Alright! Been waiting for this! The rising star, Mitile-kun!
Mitile: I'm Mitile! And this is the child version of Mitile!
Mitile: He’s a little stubborn and hates to lose, but he always gives his best and works really hard.
Mitile: Everyone, please be his friend! Take good care of Mitile!
Rutile: That was wonderful! You’re really good at introductions!
Nero: That was cute. Warms the heart.
Rutile: Next, I’ll give it a try!
Mitile: Big brother, you got this!
Nero: Alright! Been waiting for this! Professor Rutile!
Rutile: I’m Rutile. And this here is the child version of Rutile.
Rutile: He’s gentle and easygoing, and sometimes he dawdles and might cause a little trouble for everyone...
Rutile: But he might just be in the middle of searching for the perfect idea to make everyone happy, so please be patient with him.
Rutile: Hehe. Though sometimes, he might just be spacing out.
Rutile: Please take care of Rutile!
Mitile & Nero: Woooow!
Nero: That was great. My soul feels cleansed.
Mitile: Even though you’re my big brother, thinking of you as a little kid made you so adorable—I just wanted to hold your hand!
Rutile: Thank you, both of you!
Mitile: Last up is Nero! You can do it!
Nero: Alright.
Nero: I’m Nero. Uh… this guy is the child version of Nero.
Nero: Uh… well… he’s tougher than he looks, so… use him well.
Nero: That’s it.
Rutile & Mitile: That won’t do!
Mitile: Saying “use him well” like he’s some kind of tool is just too sad!
Rutile: But Nero-kun is still just a child!
Nero: Yeah, but... where I’m from, kids are raised like that from the start...
Rutile & Mitile: Huh...?
Nero: No, no, I’m joking! Just kidding! That was just me covering up my embarrassment! Poor little Nero-kun, right?
Nero: Uh... hold on. How should I say this...? He’s kinda got a bad personality, you know...
Mitile: If you could introduce him kindly, just like you did for me and Riquet, I think that would be much better!
Nero: .........
Mitile: You’re always kind to young wizards, Nero.
Nero: Well, yeah... that’s because you guys are good kids.
Rutile: But Nero-kun, you’re a good kid too. When you grow up, you’re going to be an amazing chef that makes people happy.
Rutile: And I think it’s because you’re kind to others that you’ll be able to make food that brings joy to everyone.
Rutile: Right, Nero-san?
Mitile: I think so too! I’m sure Nero-kun is a good kid, and that means he and I can be great friends!
Nero: .........
Nero: Got something in my eye...
Rutile: Are you okay?
Mitile: Nero-san, Nero-san! Please introduce Nero-kun!
Nero: Uh...
Nero: This is my Nero-kun... Please take care of him.
Rutile & Mitile: Please take care of him!
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