Snow: Hohoho! Today, I’ll introduce myself as if I were a friend!
Shino: Introduce yourself as if you were a friend?
White: Hohoho! For us twins, it’s all the same anyway!
Snow &White: Snow, White, myself, or even a friend—it’s all the same!
Shino: The same?
Snow & White: The same!
Snow: If you like, I could even pretend to be White...
White: Or I could pretend to be Snow and introduce myself!
Shino: Isn’t that just introducing someone else, not yourself?
Snow: It’s not!
White: It’s a game where we pretend to be twins introducing ourselves as friends!
Shino: That’s so confusing. I can’t tell you two apart, but fine. Go ahead and try it.
Snow: I am White! And this person is my friend, White!
White: Wow, White-chan! As beautiful as freshly fallen snow today, too!!
Snow: Thank you!! I think so too!!
White: White is happy~! Snow is happy~!
Shino: Wait.
White: What is it?
Shino: I’m getting confused.
Snow & White: Oh my.
Shino: Who are you?
Snow: I’m White.
White: Snow is pretending to be me and introducing me as if I were a friend.
Shino: Snow is White, and White is White... I see. Go on.
White: I am Snow! And this person is my friend, Snow!
Shino: Huh?
Snow: Wow! Snow-chan! As lovely as freshly fallen snow today too~!!
White: Thank you! I think so too!!
Snow: Oh my! White is happy~! Snow is happy~!
White: Let’s do some fan service! Sparkle!
Snow: Kyaa~! I’ll do some fan service too! Sparkle!
White: Kyaa~! Whether it’s Snow or White, I forgot which, but they’re so cool~!
Shino: You forgot which one you are!
Snow: Let’s go with White! White-chan is graceful, terrifying, the strongest, but a bit of a jealous type—that’s his only flaw!
White: Wrong.
Snow: Huh?
White: That’s wrong. The reason I didn’t forgive you wasn’t jealousy.
White: It’s because you tried to betray our ideal form, so I was ready to put an end to you with my own hands.
Snow: Mmm…
Shino: Hey. Stop having such a heavy conversation so early in the morning.
Snow: Alright, let’s leave it at that! Now it’s Shino’s turn!
Shino: I’m good. I don’t want to be friends with myself.
White: What if you had a twin?
Shino: A twin?
Snow: What if you had a twin sibling?
Shino: If I had a twin? We’d definitely not get along.
White: Hohoho! You can’t know that until you try talking about it!
Snow & White: 《Noscomnia.》
Shino?: ...
Shino: Wha...!? Another me!?
Snow: Hohoho! With our magic, such a thing is simple!
White: We’ve created your twin! It should last for at least a day!
Shino: What!?
Shino?: Yo. I’m Shino’s twin, Nosh.
Shino: That name is way too lazy!
Nosh?: So, you’re my twin, Shino? Awesome. You’re way too cool. I’ll give you some fan service.
Shino: Cut it out!!
Nosh?: Don’t be shy. You’re the strongest scythe wielder around. Be more confident.
Shino: I am confident! And you’ve been so loud this whole time—
Nosh?: Oh, you are confident! Good for you! Alright, let’s go find Heath and get him to praise you. Come on, follow me!
Shino: Stop it, you idiot!! Hold on! Hey…!
Snow & White: ...
Snow: Huh!? Isn’t my twin, White-chan, even cuter than usual today~!?
White: What are you saying? Your twin, Snow-chan, is even cuter than usual today~!?
Snow: Oh, what a surprise~!
White: Right~!
Snow & White: Kya kya!
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